robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
jaclcfrost: spike and dimitri are twins and i don’t know who they’re related to neither do we go on
loki-cat: avengers 2: “mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“ “…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“ ”.. the avenger’s initiat-“ ”..avenger’s initiative.”
dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
coolabedfilms: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
allyson-wonderlnd: silentlydrawn: leepaced: if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices #otp: you’ve been wearing black too long it’s so true it hurts my heart
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita von Teese (via pleaselookaftermyghost)
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
kawaiians: if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
kaosunseen: dzamonja-swag: rabioheab: i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s me, the teen blogger a house with 8 nuns a drug dealer who drives a hummer a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where...
Orphan Black: ORPHAN BLACK: Where to Watch →
orphanblack: Maybe you missed one episode. Maybe you just heard about the series. Maybe you fell into an internet black hole, and now you’re here, wondering, ‘What’s up with the blonde? Is she suffering from some sort of vitamin deficiency?’ But it doesn’t matter why you’re here, the message is the same: You should be watching Orphan Black! YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW! But...
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.